….The building’s exterior was an urban collage of brightly colored but illegible tag art, and glass and metal mesh. The floors inside were made of wood that might have been painted gray at sometime or other, but had probably not been replaced since the place had been a warehouse, as had been most of the buildings on Arthur’s block, not that Arthur paid much attention. He seldom left his apartment and knew nothing of his neighborhood or his neighbors in the building.
~Along the hall to his apartment the walls were all new, unpainted drywall, because his wing had just been remodeled. Bare bulbs that hung from cords in the ceiling only worked intermittently, and cast long shifting shadows around Arthur F. Ward as he transferred a smoking cigarette to his lips, and a six-pack of beer to his left arm in order to dig the keys out of his pocket. His lock always took several tries before it would open.
~The echoed clip-clop of hard-soled shoes on hardwood announced the approach of a non-descript girl of around eleven or twelve, in a plain brown dress, with the kind of dirty-blonde hair that was only a couple of years from turning completely brown. By the swaying lights her dancing shadow stretched towards him and retracted in turns as she skipped down the hall in his direction, singing to herself in a barely audible whisper, ashes, ashes, they all fall down. Finally his key turned in the lock.
~He sighed with relief upon re-entering his apartment. As he became settled into this life of monastic devotion to his own ability to turn a phrase, he found he liked leaving his apartment less and less. Within the confines of his limited domain, Arthur F. Ward ruled with the whimsical autonomy of universally acknowledged creator. Whenever he ventured beyond outside those confines he grew frustrated with his own creator’s failure to meet Arthur’s perfectionist expectations of plot-driven propriety. “God,” he once said during an interview on NPR, “is a hack. Artists are the copy editors who painstakingly revise his work for suitable presentation.”
~The rigor and discipline of his craft were big things with him, in his work, essays about his and other peoples’ work, scant conversations, and cover-letters. As an artist he was obliged to make concessions to the more contemplative, and therefore in his eyes idle, aspects of his craft, but he kept such indulgence to an impoverished minimum. When he sat down to begin writing, he never allowed himself to stare off into nothing for more than a minute: always in the same position, painfully upright posture with his fingers held suspended over the keys, always the same expression, eyes rolled back and probing as though the next line was scratched on the inside of his skull behind his left temple. He never allowed himself to smoke until he had written a paragraph, never got out of his chair until he finished a page, when he peed and put on coffee. Arthur F. Ward never paced.
~That is why he was so surprised when the repetitious squeaking of his floor boards drew him out of a trance to realize, without remembering when he had started, he was pacing and smoking. Beside him on the sink-counter his percolator coughed at him urgently. He had a vague memory of attempting to make coffee but apparently he forgot to put water in the coffee-maker. Meanwhile, all the way across the one room flat a cursor blinked expectantly in the upper left corner of a perfectly blank white screen which stared at him with unwavering faith. Upon further assessment, his impatience with this lapse in self-possession grew hostile as he dimly recalled that he had been singing Ring Around the motherfuckin’ Rosy to himself while all of this was permitted to transpire.
~He shut off the percolator and stubbed out his cigarette. With furious determination he crossed to his desk and, assuming an absurdly rigid pose in his kneeling chair, he masochistically plodded through four query letters back to back without pausing in-between. This particular self-punishment annoyed his agent who usually wrote these, and often had to replace letters he had already written with Mr. Ward’s far less diplomatic ones.

©DCSmith 2004

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